Welcome to my new site, it's still in development, but adding content all the time!
slaying life with a W.T.F. attitude "Work Those Fundamentals"
Road Trip! Are you ready???
Grab the snacks and road soda, you’re headed onto the highway of life and I just called shotgun
Sunglasses? Check! Playlist? Check! Rations? Check!
Nav? Uh, oh. No worries, we've got an interactive map right here.
School is in the rear view mirror so let's get this show on the road!
Meet our Official Mascot
Let's meet our trusty mascot on this adventure, my rescue dog Orzo. As you can see, Orzo is not amused by his tie or my bullsh*t in general. He's nine pounds of fur and judgment, and he's only in it for the treats. Orzo, his blankie, and his thinly veiled contempt will be snuggled up in the backseat, ready for, well, nothing. But we'll check in with him anyway!
First Aid Kit
I've been staring at my inbox for an hour and reheated my coffee so many times it's now some type of coffee bean torte.
A customer just came into the store and yelled 'Representative!' in my face like I was an automated phone tree.
I just defended my thesis, and it went so badly that Napoleon came out of exile to offer his condolences.